UK: Cashley’s New Squeeze Baits Him Up On Twitter; Man Utd. 3-0 Newcastle Utd.

Ashley Cole arrives at the Mayfair Hotel in Central London on Saturday night, after his teams 6-0 win over West Brom! ASHLEY COLE is bedding yet another woman on another night, but this time, the secret lasted only a matter of hours! The Chelsea left-back hit-up the posh Mayfair Hotel just hours after his team demolished West Bromwich Albion 6-0 in the EPL, and linked up over there with SARAH PURNELL, his new mistress-figure who used to be a..lapdancer! Just as classy as his left-foot! Although Cashley isn't techically cheating on anyone at the moment, the twist here is that he was left a bit frustrated at the fact that the saucy details of what they got up to that night were revealed on Purnell's new Twitter Account! Blabber-mouth Purnell told her girls, as well as the rest of the World of her plans on Saturday night, even before the two romped the night away. Her first tweet read: "Can't beat the mayfair :)" Sure you can't. You probably didn't know where your next meal was coming from a week ago.. The one in the 'Morning After' was even more attention-seekingly frustrating, when she revealed to all: "The mayfair hotel last night was tooo messy :) just woke up from last nights antics - lifes a flirt ;p xx". Thanks for the heads-up! This brunette must be new to the www. As if two tweets weren't enough, she went off on another one about the same thing earlier today, saying: "Feeling the monday blues after a ridiculously good weekend :) The events at the mayfair hotel last night were emotional :) miss u babe xx". Okay, so she's calling him babe already. If Cashley is this lapdancer's best and most 'emotional' lover so far, you'd have to feel for her since she began the trade. Seriously. Anyways, Cole can't be too pissed because she's not as bad looking as those L.A. slags. And for the record, she's just doing her job, NOT cheating - two things that you can't really rely on Cashley for! And using Twitter is probably much more classier than texting naked pictures of your misters away. Thinking you wouldn't get caught! Pshh! As fat as the chance that you have of retaining that Premier League Title, Ash! Sarah the 'Twit'er - Purnell snapped going to the Mayfair Hotel. Manchester United 3-0 Newcastle Utd, Match Report...Next Page.